College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee : Individuals who can, singly do nothing, but jointly decide that nothing can be done.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer : One that is paid for creating a program for sending and receiving such E-mails!
Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Committee : Individuals who can, singly do nothing, but jointly decide that nothing can be done.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.
Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Rumour : News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Worry : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer : One that is paid for creating a program for sending and receiving such E-mails!
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