1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know that I'm not blonde. Dolly Parton 2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong
3. I think-therefore I'm single. Lizz Winstead-
4. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler-
5. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson-
6. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a women.
Margaret Thatcher-
7. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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