(The name Confucius, literally "Master Kong," (551 BCE – 479 BCE)was a chinese thinker and social philosopher, whose teachings and philosophyhave deeply influenced chinese, korean, japaneseand vietnamese thought and life.)
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
He who lives in glass house, dress in basement
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
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